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Friday, May 6, 2022

Sex, Lies & Madison (F'ing) Cawthorn

 

David Madison Cawthorn likes to wrap himself in the American flag, says he's for God, guns and justice, 1"He describes himself as a Christian and a constitutional conservative."  Wrapping yourself in the Christian flag though, comes with some responsibilities.

Among those responsibilities is not to have sex tapes come out in which you appear!  Listen, I'm what you would call a constitutional fundamentalist (fact based), but damn son, you is cra-cra.

When I saw on Twitter that you were involved in a video scandal, I thought it was last week's scandal. You've always got to one-up yourself though don't you?  This week you "allegedly" were seen in a video naked, dry humping another man's face.  This allegation (I saw this video before it was deleted) will certainly not endear you to the Christian Coalition of America group.  You must admit, considering you were only seen with men in these videos, it does not conform to the GOP platform of not even saying the word Gay.  Please stop videoing your sexcapades, you've already extended my therapy sessions for another year.  

I must give you credit though, to my knowledge, no other wheelchair-bound politician has ever been involved in (2) two sexually related incidents within two weeks!  Speaking from my pro-disability advocate position, the one group we didn't want to join was the "I'm a Christian so pay no attention to the man in the wheelchair with the crotchety dry humping videos" group.  Then there is a part of me that says, don't WE have the right to be just as sick and twisted as any Madison Cawthorn out there? 

What really bothers me though are the lies.  He allegedly lied about the 2accident the left him paralyzed, his rejection to the Naval Academy, allegations of sexual misconduct while at Patrick Henry College various other lies since becoming a representative of congress.  He spoke at the Stop The Steal Rally on 1/6 stating the false claim of election fraud, caught twice for driving with a revoked driver's license,  calls Zelensky a "thug", caught bringing a gun to the airport twice,  and alleged involvement in insider cryptocurrency trading scam.  Is this guy really a "representative" of North Carolina, I hope not. 

There are sources that put his net worth at around 49 million dollars, not bad for a 26-year-old.  Something tells me Daddy's done pretty good himself.  Well let's see what other trouble he can get into, during his finals days of congress, because if he can't be beat, no one can!                  

    Sincerely,

    Insensitive Bastard

    Insensitive Bastard

    Be Well   

   

Photo Credit: palmerreport.com 

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