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Wednesday, March 16, 2022

Putin Cocktail

 

Sometimes it’s difficult to comprehend the devastation and destruction one man can inflict on society(s) but in the case of Vladimir Putin, his only equal in recent times is Adolf Hitler.  Sure, there have been others that rank close (Zedong, Stalin, Pot et al.), but for world changers, I believe these two stand alone.  I also believe that history will adjoin them and their last names forever as the worst humans ever to exist on this planet.  How do people become such terrible human beings; I believe there is a recipe for this cock-tale.

“THE VLADIMIR PUTIN COCKTAIL”

NARCISSISM:  Mix two parts narcissism, this smokey self-indulgent ingredient will provide the indisputable trait that you are the only person in the world that matters. 

LIES:  Mix three parts lies.  This may be the hardest part to swallow but it’s an acquired taste.  Once you get used to it, they will just flow down very easily.        

POWER:  Mix two parts power, remember you must get and deserve the ultimate power over countries and citizens.  This will enable you to rule in the absolute.     

PARANOIA:  Mix one part paranoia.  You can’t have this level of power without the paranoia that everyone around you is out to get you.  This is a fact…they are.

BITTERS:  Use a generous helping of bitters.  This is the last taste of the cocktail.  As you sip the rest, the bitters will come at the end, as you are destined to ultimately die for your sins. 

*Add ice, you will need to be as cold as possible, to a shaker.  Add the narcissism, lies, power, paranoia and lastly the bitters.  Shake like your life depends on it (it does) and serve over more ice in a shot glass shaped like a skull.  Garnish with your soul, you won’t need it anymore.  Drink right before bedtime as this may be the last time you get any rest.

If you DO witness this recipe being mixed at any place at any time, run to your nearest voting booth and quickly pull the lever for the OTHER candidate.  You know, I think I’ve seen this recipe before, but I just can’t remember who it was (insert pic of Trump here).

Remember this, dictators don’t just become dictators, they evolve over time.  They slowly lie to you over time and convince you that they best thing you can do is support them.  Then when they have you, you are under their total control.  Now that you are in their cult, you realize that EVERYONE else is wrong.  Despite what you are actually seeing with your own eyes, you defer to what your new God is telling you.  After all, he is never wrong…right? 

It is important to him that he unifies his followers, then it is time to attack anyone with a difference of opinion.  All other opinions are just plain wrong.  There is no room anymore for critical thought discovery, all commands come from the Great One. 

Okay now it’s time to gather the masses and inflict as much pain as possible on “the other side”.  Even though they are your friends and neighbors, YOU MUST DESTROY THEM for the greater good.  The government, you just take that over, it is justified because they believe in unjustifiable causes like freedom, and everyone is created equal. 

You’re almost there now, as you have exulted this human piece of excrement to a level of which he is entitled to be.  Before you know it though, all of your rights have been taken away and he is the one and only ruler of the land.  HEY, I helped you get elected!  Awww, you forgot about the narcissism, didn’t you?  Well enjoy your time in servitude.  After all, you can’t really complain about that which you helped create. 

Hope to see ya at the voting booth in November!   

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