Uh, I'm not sure if you are aware, but in addition to Christmas, Hanukkah, New Years and several other major holidays (see above) fall in the month of December. You may be unaware, but I'm here to catch you up on some that you may have not celebrated due to the overpowering "holiday season"...You're Welcome.
- Bifocals at the Monitor Liberation Day (Dec 1st) A Day designated to get eye exams who knew
- National Sock Day (Dec 4th) I think it's great to have a day dedicated to the only piece of clothing that actually escapes my house on its own
- National Rhubarb Vodka Day (1st Saturday in Dec) This year it actually falls on the same day as National Sock Day, so let's put our party hats on and celebrate like it's 1999
- National Pawnbrokers Day (Dec 6th) Can you imagine the lobbyists proposing this day?
- Dewey Decimal System Day (Dec 10th) I'd like to propose we join this day with National Antiquated Day
- National Ding-a-Ling Day (Dec 12th) Insert your own joke here
- Cat Herders Day (Dec 15th) I understand the concept, but I've never actually seen it performed
- National Roast Suckling Pig Day (Dec 18th) Was this born out of jealousy for Thanksgiving
- National Flashlight Day (Dec 21st) I get that this is the Winter Solstice, but don't we just use our phones now
- National Roots Day (Dec 23rd) A Day to investigate and trace our family heritages great, just in time to sit around the Christmas tree and discuss who is illegitimate in my family
- National Whiner’s Day (Dec 26th) A Day that allows you to complain about anything wasn't this called everyday
- National Champagne Day (Dec 31st) Now I think this should be National Drink Your Face Off Day, but then who am I to argue with tradition
So Happy December and Be Well
-Insensitive Bastard
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