Sometimes it’s difficult to comprehend the devastation and destruction
one man can inflict on society(s) but in the case of Vladimir Putin, his only
equal in recent times is Adolf Hitler. Sure,
there have been others that rank close (Zedong, Stalin, Pot et al.), but for
world changers, I believe these two stand alone. I also believe that history will adjoin them
and their last names forever as the worst humans ever to exist on this planet. How do people become such terrible human beings;
I believe there is a recipe for this cock-tale.
“THE VLADIMIR PUTIN COCKTAIL”
NARCISSISM: Mix
two parts narcissism, this smokey self-indulgent ingredient will provide the indisputable
trait that you are the only person in the world that matters.
LIES: Mix
three parts lies. This may be the
hardest part to swallow but it’s an acquired taste. Once you get used to it, they will just flow
down very easily.
POWER: Mix two
parts power, remember you must get and deserve the ultimate power over
countries and citizens. This will enable
you to rule in the absolute.
PARANOIA: Mix
one part paranoia. You can’t have this
level of power without the paranoia that everyone around you is out to get
you. This is a fact…they are.
BITTERS: Use a
generous helping of bitters. This is the
last taste of the cocktail. As you sip
the rest, the bitters will come at the end, as you are destined to ultimately
die for your sins.
*Add ice, you will need to be as cold as possible, to a
shaker. Add the narcissism, lies, power,
paranoia and lastly the bitters. Shake
like your life depends on it (it does) and serve over more ice in a shot glass
shaped like a skull. Garnish with your
soul, you won’t need it anymore. Drink
right before bedtime as this may be the last time you get any rest.
If you DO witness this recipe being mixed at any
place at any time, run to your nearest voting booth and quickly
pull the lever for the OTHER candidate.
You know, I think I’ve seen this recipe before, but I just can’t
remember who it was (insert pic of Trump here).
Remember this, dictators don’t just become dictators, they
evolve over time. They slowly lie to you
over time and convince you that they best thing you can do is support
them. Then when they have you, you are
under their total control. Now that you
are in their cult, you realize that EVERYONE else is wrong. Despite what you are actually seeing with
your own eyes, you defer to what your new God is telling you. After all, he is never wrong…right?
It is important to him that he unifies his followers, then
it is time to attack anyone with a difference of opinion. All other opinions are just plain wrong. There is no room anymore for critical thought
discovery, all commands come from the Great One.
Okay now it’s time to gather the masses and inflict as much
pain as possible on “the other side”.
Even though they are your friends and neighbors, YOU MUST DESTROY THEM
for the greater good. The government,
you just take that over, it is justified because they believe in unjustifiable
causes like freedom, and everyone is created equal.
You’re almost there now, as you have exulted this human
piece of excrement to a level of which he is entitled to be. Before you know it though, all of your
rights have been taken away and he is the one and only ruler of the land. HEY, I helped you get elected! Awww, you forgot about the narcissism, didn’t
you? Well enjoy your time in servitude. After all, you can’t really complain about
that which you helped create.
Hope to see ya at the voting booth in November!
